2/19/2023 0 Comments Nonfun negative nancyKaren hints that she is both a big sister AND a little sister, and her house is both big AND little. If that didn't convince Nancy how awesome Older Sister-ing can be, I don't know what will. Andrew chooses this moment to kick the door in, yell about cookies, and leave. Karen mutters something half-hearted about how fun it'll be to be a big sister, but Nancy is too busy hatching a scheme to be the best daughter ever, ensuring that at least 50% of her parents' child-love will be forever set aside for her, no matter how cute this interloper turns out to be. Nancy frets that the new infant will be infinitely more skilled than her in every area possible and even some imaginary ones, like communicating with velociraptors and Scientology. She lays herself supine on the most convenient couch, and Karen flips to a new page in her legal pad. Nancy interrupts Karen's internal monologue about how Nancy has no follow-through in this naming business, to think aloud that she should sabotage any chance the baby has of being more well-loved than she. When I was a child I thought this was how all novels had to work, and when I started reading "real" books I was all "How am I supposed to follow this shit if I don't know how what color eyes the narrator has?" Luckily, Nancy is saved from having respond by Karen giving us a brief taste of the autobiography yet to come. Karen, whose heart beats red, white and blue, thinks more children should be named after the founding fathers who made this country great for other rich white men, unless they are girls and then should be named after the Baby-Sitter's Little Sisters who take up too much of my memory bank with their shenanigans. So she's called together this little focus group of herself and one (1) Karen Brewer. But I need you to do me this solid and not tell anyone that I am high out of my mind on oxycodone as I write this, okay?Ĭast your memories back a few volumes and you might remember that the all-important task of naming Nancy's unborn sibling has fallen to her, Nancy Dawes. So I decided that writing recaps would fill the void in my life where "a job" and "goals" would ordinarily go. It's pretty boring and I already beat Portal 2. Maybe you have heard that I am convalescing. If you'd settled for a tasteful barrette I would be completely distracted by how it appears you learned facial cues from a truly started bush baby, but you are totally working it. It really detracts from your crazed facial expressions. Karen, little sister, ls #33 karen's secret
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